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The Pope is visiting America. Gift shops in New York are making big coin selling products with the Pope’s likeness emblazoned on them. One of the biggest sellers is the Pope dildo.

Spots and stripe prints are a great look for summer; they’re fresh, bold and so on trend!

Browns fashion has recognised this new trend and have kindly created a whole section of the best spots and striped garments on the market at the moment. Designers such as Gareth Pugh, Alexander Mc Queen and Sonia Rykiel are all noted in this section for providing quirky alternatives to the fabulous spots and stripes we all know and love!

One of my favourite garments is this cute dotty dress from Fendi, the shape is adorable and I love the contrast in fabrics! Wear casual with little pumps or dress it up with some heels! Buy online from Browns for £700!

Isla Fisher on the set of her new movie, Confessions Of A Shopaholic. Just a couple months ago she was wearing big coats and baggy dresses. Just five months ago, Isla became a mom.

Now she’s in a pencil skirt looking cute cute cute. Half the film she’ll be a size 8, the other half, a 2. Isla has been working hard and it shows. She looks great.Fashion in this film will rival Sex & The City, no doubt.

At least she has her fantastic singing career to fall back on………….heheNew York Magazine: …..It was bad. So bad. To Montag’s credit, she trumpets Heidiwood’s prices of $10 to $60 for any given item — compared to the triple-digit tags on L.C.’s line, that’s a sure sign that she at least she understands her demographic. And yet everything we saw still gave us sticker shock. Paper-thin tanks for $27?

Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 bucks? Sure, that’s a steal compared to Marc Jacobs, but not far enough removed from what you’d pay at the Gap for something that’s at least 100 percent cotton and unlikely to give you a rash. When $37 seems exorbitant for a dress, you know you’ve got problems. In fact, it cemented our suspicion that Heidi is turning into Paris 2.0: terrible singer, lame boyfriends, famous mostly for on-camera pouting, and excessively eager to merchandise herself, regardless of actual quality.

There. Hopefully that headline will make asshat lovers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt think twice about participating in another one of their dipshit posed photo sessions. Then, even worse, they forced this poor Negro fellow to be party to their shenanigans. What’d he ever do to you? For shame. Anyway, I catch a lot of shit for posting pics of these two because apparently I’m just bolstering their celebrity. But, c’mon.

Who’s seriously staring at them thinking “Goddamn, please drench me in the excruciating minutiae of their daily lives!” No one’s that stupid. And if they are, don’t worry.

Chances are they’ve swallowed their mouse by now.UPDATE: Criss Angel rushed to hospital. A stomach pump produced a wireless mouse, an albino sloth and enough rhinestones to Bedazzle China - twice.

It’s yet to be confirmed, but it seems that newly-engaged couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may have a bun in the oven.According to US Weekly, a source close to the couple has verified that the two are expecting their first child. She does seem to be covering her stomach area with the black clutch…hmmmmThis has been an exciting week for the two of them!- Erin Dustin

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I feel nothing but love for Elisha Cuthbert.Check out a preview of her new pics at MaximGod bless America!

ASIA’s “Extraordinary Life” from “Phoenix” which is released tomorrow! http://www.originalasia.com/

Olivia Williams looks….robotic. Ayyyy!

Candy’s new boyfriend is…….too damn sexy!! Candy Kirby

Fergalicious! Celebrity Puke

Jordin Sparks looking cute! Celebrity Smack

RebeccaRomijn photo gallery. Celebslam

George Clooney to return to ER? In Case You Didn’t Know

Rihanna and her dog! lovebscott

Kristen Bell and MilaKunis glam it up. NewsToob

Cate Blanchette has a third son. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Look super chic and trendy this summer in this Alberta Ferretti Chain Embellished Dress.The Grecian theme in fashion is so feminine and summery and the buttermilk coloured draped short dress is the perfect stereotype, as seen on the runway. The flattering shapely dress has chain and stone embellishment given it the wow factor, an elasticated waist and is fully lined. Just as much as I can imagine it on a celebrity on the red carpet I can see it looking stunning on any women living the luxury on a yacht or in St Tropez/Puerto Banus.

Michael Lohan is pitching a fit in the media because he’s not seeing his kids. He blames his ex-wife Dina for blocking access to Cody, Ali and Lindsay.

He’s mostly concerned about Lindsay because, according to his interview on Showbiz Tonight (video after the jump), she needs a father figure to put his foot down or else she’ll end up drinking all the world’s booze. SWEET NADS OF THOR! We gotta get these two together pronto!

A girl needs her daddy and all that shit. Listen up, I’ve got some duct tape. I’m pretty sure it’s flame-retardant. *checks* Yep, we’re golden. Okay, someone needs to make a trail of blow leading into my trunk…     Photos: Flynet